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fussl

RANG Ultimate 0wn3r

#1 - 27.07 17:28

1. Langeweile haben
2. http://omegle.com/
3. Schwachsinn schreiben
4. Log posten

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: I'm boy no prb?
You: im wearing a wizard hat
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I have on too
You: and i steal notebooks from dead people
You: no prb?
Stranger: ru mad?
You: no
You: a prb?
Stranger: if you're freak. that's prb
You: oh, im sorry
You: can i have your notebook?
Stranger: no fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
huma

RANG Für-AdultCheck-Bezahler

#2 - 27.07 17:34

sind schon wieder ferien?
fussl

RANG Ultimate 0wn3r

#3 - 27.07 17:37

Betrifft mich nicht
Sitz auf Arbeit
Meff - ist Fan der Schätzkammer in unserem Externen :)

RANG Prophet of Clanintern

#4 - 27.07 18:24

Das ist jetzt schon viel zu lang das Gespräch und ein Ende ist nicht zu sehen. Hab eine Frau kennengelernt die in Wiesbaden geboren wurde und jetzt im Iran Deutsch unterrichtet. Interessant das ganze. ^^
Abigor

RANG Prophet of Clanintern

#5 - 27.07 19:09

ich hab das einmal gemacht, um leute zu verarschen und wurd direkt in ein ernstes gespräch verwickelt. glaube aber bis heute, dass das zufälligerweise ein freund von mir war, der mich verarschen wollte.
oder das war wirklich eine person mit arg viel menschenkenntnis. unheimlich wars. seit dem vermeide ich diese seite xD
memec aka myke lytoris

RANG Deckschrubber

#6 - 27.07 19:15

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: good thanks
Stranger: you
You: fine, thanks
Stranger: good
You: where are you from
Stranger: Uk
Stranger: you?
You: germany
Stranger: m or f
You: m. and you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats your name
You: alex, and yours?
Stranger: tabatha
Stranger: male or female
You: m
Stranger: f
Stranger: age
You: 23
Stranger: 18
You: but its not you again, right?
Stranger: not who
You: there was a guy, that wanted to meet me
Stranger: not me
You: thank god
Stranger: i had ths creapy guy that wante my pic
You: hehe
You: where are u from?
Stranger: tronto ontario
You: i dont know this
Stranger: canada
You: oh
Stranger: U?
You: im from germany
Stranger: oh gtg parents fighting again
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
fussl

RANG Ultimate 0wn3r

#7 - 27.07 19:36

Stranger: oh gtg parents fighting again

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GumbyMan

RANG Master of Skill

#8 - 27.07 19:57

Erster Versuch:

Stranger: f/m?
You: m?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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zweiter Versuch...mir is nix gescheites eingefallen

Stranger: asl?
You: Hi
Stranger: hiiii
You: How r u?
Stranger: i'm fine
Stranger: you?
You: pretty fine..where are you from?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: you?
You: Germany.
You: Fuck...don't even know what to type here
Stranger: that's okay... how old are you?
You: ...50....
You: no wait! that was my iq
You: i think i'm....what's the number after 26?
Stranger: you're so funny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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memec aka myke lytoris

RANG Deckschrubber

#9 - 27.07 20:08

juhu, hab grad ne deutsche gefunden ^^
h¥pertex

RANG Deckschrubber

#10 - 27.07 20:08

Stranger: Hi'.
You: hi
You: also bored?
Stranger: yope
You: mhh
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: not the same as yours i think
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: no
Stranger: gender?
You: m
You: you?
Stranger: too
Stranger: im Mathew
You: oh, i thought the next thing i would read is "Your conversational partner has disconnected. "
Stranger:
Stranger: im not stuid, fat american who wants to get girlfriend there ;p

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GumbyMan

RANG Master of Skill

#11 - 27.07 20:12

You: Hi there
Stranger: sup
You: suppe?
Stranger: not ,much 4 me
You: could you do me a favor and type "Halt die Klappe, Earth" plz
Stranger: wat does that mean
You: nothing more than "shut up, earth"
Stranger: shut up, earth
You: you made my day, also many other peoples day

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geht sogar noch weiter:

Stranger: Earth rides the short bus! lol
You: lol....ok let's try to annoy earth
Stranger: oh crap earth just ate my dog!!!! T-T
You: Earth is so fat, the world rotates around him

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h¥pertex

RANG Deckschrubber

#12 - 27.07 20:33

Wenigstens ein freundlicher Zeitgenosse:

Stranger: Hi!
You: hi
Stranger: M/F?
You: m
Stranger: Sorry!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Die Earth-Unterhaltung hat mich durchaus amüsiert
Zap *Don Vito Canneloni*

RANG Deckschrubber

#13 - 27.07 23:28

Stranger: im 11
You: really?
Stranger: anal?
You: im not ^^
You: no thank you boy
Stranger: aww
You: sorry to disappoint you
Stranger: thats ok charles
Stranger: im gonna go kill myself now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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seltsame leute..
[BF-Corps]Matrixx

RANG Deckschrubber

#14 - 28.07 00:40

hehe, coole sache. Mein erster Versuch:
You: hi
Stranger: hi im a male..
You: me2
Stranger: lol
You: interested in chatting?
You: anyway?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: where u from
You: usa
Stranger: cool
You: and you
Stranger: im from sweden
You: how did you find this?
Stranger: i saw it on bbc xD
Stranger: lol, what r u doing here
You: saw it in my favorite board
You: and i had to try it out
Stranger: hehe
You: i've been to stockholm and nykoeping. cool places, cool girls
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im in gteborg
You: and? worth visiting?
Stranger: for sure!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[BF-Corps]Matrixx

RANG Deckschrubber

#15 - 28.07 00:42

Das scheint alles sehr aehnlich abzulaufen:
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
יהוה

RANG Sucker

#16 - 28.07 00:55

Stranger: hello
You: good whatever
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Mein Beitrag. Mehr wird's nicht geben. Ich gehe sinnvolle Dinge machen. Counterstrike oder so.
יהוה

RANG Sucker

#17 - 28.07 01:34

Ach Gott, ich hasse solche Seiten:

You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
Stranger: You hornay?
Stranger: why
You: Are you so horny that you cant calculate this simple question?
Stranger: yes
You: Then I am very sorry for you.
You: Ever thought about masturbating?
You: It's better to hang around in such a chat and wait for the girl never come.
Stranger: I dont have any toys, and i have nails on
Stranger: And candle waxx is very orgasmic
You: I agree
Stranger: Me too
You: You agree to yourself?
You: Cognitive masturbation?
Stranger: i used my last candle the other day though
You: A whole candle?
You: damn
Stranger: well, mostly my 5 daughters used it too
You: What distance do you prefer? And do you choose real honey wax oder that chemical one?
Stranger: Both
You: hm
You: That is very interesting.
You: The answer is 42 by the way.
Stranger: Im sorry i was away trying to find a hard object to put in my vajj
You: Success?
Stranger: No :c
You: something is fundamentally wrong with the universe
Stranger: Unfortunelty i already at e a banan
You: But bananas are not hard.
Stranger: well...
You: You always loose parts inside you,.
Stranger: i practice with them
Stranger: if you know what i mean
You: I've heared god made bananas to fit in our hands, not in our genitals.
You: I don't really know, but I have some dirty ideas about it.
Stranger: What? i use it for deep througt practice
Stranger: So I practice and have lunch
You: That's genius!
You: Two things to do with it for just one price!
You: That is nearly the same with the candles, great.
Stranger: Excatly
You: Have you ever tried to rape a refridgerator?
Stranger: well honestly
Stranger: Does an oven count?
You: Why not?
You: Cold or hot does not matter at all.
You: As long as the music is good.
Stranger: Good music results in my orgasms
You: Do you record your voice during sexual stimulation and load it on youtube?
Stranger: Only once
You: Enaugh.
You: You lost your account?
Stranger: I did :c
You: It's always the same !!!!
Stranger: Cuz i posted the video too
You: The world's not ready for things like that.
You: They just tolerate things like raping black presidents in the evening-program or two girls one cup.
You: What was that video about?
Stranger: My sister was in that
Stranger: she got really sick
You: Did you gave money to her for that?
Stranger: The other girl had herpes too.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: about $200 dollars
You: Did you took it from her later then?
Stranger: No
You: very kind
Stranger: She needed treatment
Stranger: from the herpes
You: May I ask you a question?
You: very personal
Stranger: Go ahead
You: There are nearly 3000 users online here. How many of these talking just shit like we do and is the rest having the dream of finding a girlfriend here?
Stranger: i think about 20% is doing this and the rest, yeah...

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fussl

RANG Ultimate 0wn3r

#18 - 28.07 01:39

Patte

RANG Deckschrubber

#19 - 28.07 01:52

Stranger: my wife is hot you like?
You: HI
You: No I don't think I'd like to do y<our wife
Stranger: she talk dirty and sing dance
You: that is pretty interesting, but still no
Stranger: you like blonde
You: I like everything
Stranger: but no marry
You: no bonds
Stranger: oy you dirty
You: like, no James Bonds
You: that leaves you speechless ...?
Stranger: i like james bond
You: He's aweseome
You: u from?
Stranger: but you say no bonds
You: don't care what I say
You: I'm drunk as ****
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
fussl

RANG Ultimate 0wn3r

#20 - 28.07 01:56

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: m or f?
Stranger: m
You: m
You: gayparty?
Stranger: ok
You: i will pull out my penis first
Stranger: ok
You: *pull*
Stranger: my turn
You: ok
You: am i allowed to wear a wizard hat?
Stranger: sure baby
You: cool
Stranger: http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/9545/photo2lvk.jpg
Stranger: dat my dick
You: thats mine
You: http://www.shemalelongdick.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/03.jpg
Stranger: u like it?
Stranger: can i see ur butt hol?
Stranger: hole*
You: sure
Stranger: thank u
You: http://www.w3bbo.com/forums/Goatse-Original_Ring.jpg
You: u like it?
Stranger: dat not urs
You: sure
You: its an old pic
Stranger: o ok ma i wana suck ur big dick
You: no
You: thats sick
You: first you cook me some noodles
You: k?
You: i loooove noodles
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
white - Däääh!

RANG Deckschrubber

#21 - 28.07 02:56

elo in #17 is einfach weltklasse
fussl

RANG Ultimate 0wn3r

#22 - 28.07 03:09

Das ist jetzt schon viel zu lang das Gespräch und ein Ende ist nicht zu sehen. Hab eine Frau kennengelernt die in Wiesbaden geboren wurde und jetzt im Iran Deutsch unterrichtet. Interessant das ganze. ^^

quote of Meff - ist Fan der Schä


btw: fail
Meff - ist Fan der Schätzkammer in unserem Externen :)

RANG Prophet of Clanintern

#23 - 28.07 06:57

Nix fail. Nur weil ich mich nicht auf euer Niveau einlasse und wirklich versuche da nen interessantes Gespräch zu führen.
h¥pertex

RANG Deckschrubber

#24 - 28.07 07:14

Eindeutig fail in diesem thread... Punnkt 3 und so.
=FM=d®ãĊħę

CI Wettbüro

RANG Prophet of Clanintern

#25 - 28.07 07:44

hab eure (noch) nich gelesen, aber:

Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: i from china
Stranger: 19 male
Stranger: u?
You have disconnected.

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aldr ... n Chinese x_X
Meff - ist Fan der Schätzkammer in unserem Externen :)

RANG Prophet of Clanintern

#26 - 28.07 08:17

Sir André lehnt Konsum ab!

RANG Master of Luck

#27 - 28.07 08:21

Fussl, du bist nich zufällig öfters im ps.de-BBV unterwegs, oder?
h¥pertex

RANG Deckschrubber

#28 - 28.07 08:25

Stranger: hello
You: olli?
Stranger: where r u from
You: germany, i'm looking for olli... have you seen him?
Stranger: who is olli?
You: a friend of mine
Stranger: oh,sorry. i havent seen it
You: no problem... got to go... search for olli
Stranger: do you mean lolita?
Stranger: wait a minute

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Versucht mal alle Olli zu finden. Olli ist ein Kumpel von mir der grade in Südafrika ein Praktikum macht. Die Leute reagieren sehr unterschiedlich drauf, wenn man sie frägt ob sie ihn gesehen haben.. Manche sind sehr hilfsbereit, andere disconnecten sofort
=FM=d®ãĊħę

CI Wettbüro

RANG Prophet of Clanintern

#29 - 28.07 08:36

Man kann ja ma nach "deine Muddr" fragen ^^
h¥pertex

RANG Deckschrubber

#30 - 28.07 08:38

Erst wenn wir den Olli gefunden haben... dann können wir meinetwegen deine Muddr suchen