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Nutellica

RANG Skilloser vom Dienst

#14221 - 29.09 11:54

die waren auch schon oft genug da

außerdem ist das hören witziger
Benny-Ray

RANG Prophet of Clanintern

#14222 - 29.09 11:55

Nein, die beiden noch ned.

Wir hatten schon Sylvester und Weihnachten sowie Weihnachten im Herbst
$amha!n # 3´te H4lBz3!t #

RANG Ruler

#14223 - 29.09 12:16

und schneeschieben ^^
gute laune Zuperman

RANG Master of Clanintern

#14224 - 29.09 12:33

Und sie waren verdammt lustig

Außerdem - mal ganz ehrlich - wer erinnert sich noch an den exakten wortlaut der texte. ich kann mich da auch locker 1x im Jahr amusieren.
Moodike

RANG Sucker

#14225 - 03.10 20:39

Was ist klein Gelb und dreieckig ???




Ein kleines gelbes Dreieck!!!!
Wheeljack

RANG Deckschrubber

#14226 - 03.10 21:31

Was bleibt über, wenn Du aus einem Dreieck ein Ei wegnimmst?



--- Dreck
*S | K* El Commandante *Bitte pps spenden*

RANG Prophet of Clanintern

#14227 - 05.10 11:05

@#14218:

$amha!n # 3´te H4lBz3!t #

RANG Ruler

#14228 - 09.10 09:25

Wenn Chuck Norris Raucht fügt es keinen schaden seiner gesundheit zu! ..

made by M3
=sm= Batman 1337-Contest siehe Profil :D

RANG Ultimate 0wn3r

#14229 - 09.10 12:52

Gott wollte die Welt in 10 Tagen erschaffen
Chuck Norris gab ihm 6
|01|

RANG Deckschrubber

#14230 - 10.10 08:08

24>ChuckNorris

auf engl. noch besser, paar insider dabei für die die Serie gesehen habe :

Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours."

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protocol first

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.

Going to China is all part of Jack Bauer's master plan to rid the world of Communism.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.

When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

Jack has broken Tony's leg, knocked Curtis out, and shot George Mason with a tranquilizer dart. Temporary incapacitation is Jack Bauer's way of saying, "let's be friends."

"Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm fucked".

Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.

When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jack Bauer wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.

The only reason David Palmer is dead was because when faced with a national threat, he called the First Lady instead of Jack Bauer. Idiot.

Jack Bauer's vanity plate reads: IKIL4CTU.

Before accepting a job at CTU remember that Jack Bauer has: *Shot George Mason with a tranquilizer gun *Knocked out a security guard to escape lockdown *Shot Nina (before it was discovered that she was bad) *Broken Tony's leg to escape lockdown *Shot Chase Edmunds with an empty gun *Killed Ryan Chappelle *Cut off Chase's arm *Attacked Ronnie *Knocked out Curtis *Attacked two security guards *Knocked out a security guard Now do you want to work at CTU?
compact_wisdom|Wenn Holland nicht wär, läg Aachen am Meer!

RANG Lord of Clanintern

#14231 - 10.10 09:23

*gähn*

ne, Chuck Norris is besser!
Veemon

RANG Ultimate 0wn3r

#14232 - 10.10 11:08

Wer zum Teufel ist Jack Bauer?
Diabolus

RANG Ultimate 0wn3r

#14233 - 10.10 11:11

frag ich mich auch grad
iFellu *had it enough with the motherfuckin snakes on ci*

RANG Deckschrubber

#14234 - 10.10 11:46

vermutlich der held in 24
KnuP^I Hurt Myselfe Today

RANG Skill Admiral

#14235 - 10.10 13:57

ist das nicht karl koch :-D
Diabolus

RANG Ultimate 0wn3r

#14236 - 10.10 14:20

ich dacht das is john wayne
badehaubendealer [existiert nur noch in deiner Fantasie]

RANG Prophet of Clanintern

#14237 - 10.10 17:37

Chuck Norris was originally in the main part in 24, but the producers replaced him because he killed all the terrorists and saved the world in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
timuR

RANG Deckschrubber

#14238 - 10.10 18:17

haha jetzt hatta #14230 gepwnd :-D
TheCze- Hart - Hertha - Kickers

RANG Prophet of Clanintern

#14239 - 10.10 21:03

aber übel
=sm= Batman 1337-Contest siehe Profil :D

RANG Ultimate 0wn3r

#14240 - 11.10 14:28

jo der hat gepwned sau geil

Manche Leute tragen Superman Schlafanzüge
Superman trägt nen Chuck Norris Schlafanzug
$amha!n # 3´te H4lBz3!t #

RANG Ruler

#14241 - 12.10 05:49

Wenn Bruce Banner wütend wird wird er zu Hulk ..
wenn Hulk wütend wird wird er zu Chuck Norris ^^

so jetzt genug Chuck witze ..

WAs is braun und kratzt an der scheibe ?
jérôme hat keine ziele

RANG Prophet of Clanintern

#14242 - 12.10 06:03

chuck?
$amha!n # 3´te H4lBz3!t #

RANG Ruler

#14243 - 12.10 06:26

neee nen Baby im Backofen
=sm= Batman 1337-Contest siehe Profil :D

RANG Ultimate 0wn3r

#14244 - 12.10 13:40

was is grün und wird auf knopfdruck rot?
▪вιzzаrє▪

RANG Skilloser vom Dienst

#14245 - 12.10 13:44

ein Frosch im Mixer
TheCze- Hart - Hertha - Kickers

RANG Prophet of Clanintern

#14246 - 12.10 14:37

was ist alt und nicht lustig?
†ЯøjãnэЯ *www.mh-auto.de*

RANG Deckschrubber

#14247 - 12.10 15:57

chuck norris
▪вιzzаrє▪

RANG Skilloser vom Dienst

#14248 - 12.10 16:09

Chuck Norris kann dir ja mal nen Roundhousekick verpassen, dann siehst du alt aus und es ist für dich dann auch nicht mehr lustig
TheCze- Hart - Hertha - Kickers

RANG Prophet of Clanintern

#14249 - 12.10 16:12

Soccer84 *cerdo loco*

RANG Lord of Clanintern

#14250 - 12.10 17:46


Und keine Antiwitze bitte!